Customs have saved us from deadly lasers!
Look at the haul of deadly weapons customs has removed from the streets!
LOL, Customs has saved us, and saved the poor aircraft from attack!
They’re the stupid little red 1 mW ones that you buy at the markets for $5, that every 10-year-old kid has got? (That every 10-year-old kid had 10 years ago, in fact.)
(They’re generally labelled as 1 mW, but they probably measure as a little bit more powerful than that, making them illegal since they’re above the 1 mW threshold.)