WYD pilgrims bring pestilence
PILGRIMS carrying exotic strains of flu spread more than religion and goodwill when they descended on Sydney for World Youth Day.
Unusual strains of flu are being blamed on the influx of 250,000 youths from more than 100 different countries in July.
Nurses report seeing high rates of virulent infections among hospital patients with “new and unusual strains of flu from exotic places”.
I guess we know who’s to blame for practically everyone, everywhere in Australia being almost constantly sick this winter.